Toilet Paper: A Quest. I shall chronicle it here for you.
Save-a-lot could not save us.
The Dollar Tree offered us no shelter from the storm.
Could not pull one over at Kroger.
Target was not on point.
We were buyers at Meijer! (They apparently had just wheeled some out.)
Aldi? More like NONEdi.
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