Hello, my name is Jesse.
Hey look Mastodon is back.
The prospect of parenthood certainly does bring out the researcher in me.
Disclaimer: no one is (currently) pregnant.
For crisp, cool bagel bites, cook as directed.
The best video games are the ones you miss playing once you finish them.
Aldi? More like NONEdi.
We were buyers at Meijer! (They apparently had just wheeled some out.)
Target was not on point.
Could not pull one over at Kroger.
The Dollar Tree offered us no shelter from the storm.
Save-a-lot could not save us.
Toilet Paper: A Quest. I shall chronicle it here for you.
Anyone ever accidentally grate a finger with a cheese grater?
It's "grate"! haha
My thumb hurts.
No appreciation for Collo on the cat channel in work Slack, so posting here for karma.
I have never understood why people don't like white elephant gift exchanges.
What are they trying to prove?
This app allows polls.
@matt it was not easy to find you on twitch
This year I learned that pigeons don't migrate. These friends have been hanging out above my bus stop every morning for months.
A social network for you (if you are the guy)