Matt @matt@istheguy.com

Seems like all everybody wants to talk about is #MergeTheDakotas but I think we should have all the Dakotas we can get! I think Dakota should have at least ten, maybe twenty senators #StatehoodForNorthwestDakotaAndForSouthBySoutheastDakota

Every time I work with nema 6-15 plugs, I feel like I stepped on a power cord and my worst fears have come true

So in my email signature, it says my job title is Systems Engineer, but what would happen if I changed it to Philosopher Poet, what would happen to me

Oh hello, I forgot about this website whoops whooooooooops #whoops

I guess I'm forced to conclude that "load into gold" would indeed still be a useful skill, in today's world.

Oh haha wow I guess I have to eat my own words apparently it's very easy to just buy a lot of lead https://www.amazon.com/12-5-lbs-Clean-Lead-Ingots/dp/B00GNWFX2O/

So ok, "lead into gold." Sounds good right? But like, where do you just get lead? How much lead do you have?

I mean, I'd also like to see judge outfits modified to look like clown costumes; I don't expect to get what I want.

I'd like to see more coverage of the supreme court justices as political, like how senators will have suffixes like (R, KY) or (D, MI).

But instead, it could be the party and name of the president who added them, e.g. John Roberts (R, Bush), Stephen Breyer (D, Clinton), Brett Kavanaugh (R, Trump).

He has a shiny nose and knows how to cozy-up-nose https://aiweirdness.com/post/638130829107806208/alternate-rudolphs

Been a while since last time, but you'll be glad to know that https://vimeo.com/46409913 hasn't been quietly removed from the internet yet

Upgraded the web server. Ram and cpu kept hitting the max, so time for a better server.

A cheque for a million dollars? That cheque is now made of gold!

A bank account with a thousand dollars? The account is now made of gold!

One dollar bill? It’s now made of gold!

Ok genie, I have only one wish, I want the ability to turn money into gold

pizza ,

whiskey / into / wine

The city of Ann Arbor emailed me to tell me that my ballot was processed and counted, and told me to go to https://www.a2gov.org/departments/city-clerk/Elections/Pages/A2Votes.aspx for my "social media ready 'I voted' sticker."

I guess I'm posting this because I'm just tickled that "social media ready" = "it's a jpeg that you can have"

I just tested it out, and I am pleased to report that my new webapp is mobile-phone compatible, even though it was designed entirely on a computer!