Matt @matt@istheguy.com

@Simon Too late I already have George Soros's pig collection

@Simon He's updated his offer to 0 tungsten ingots

George Soros is offering me $20 to buy this mastodon instance, what should I do

I am becoming Mustache Icarus

Can anybody think of a word that rhymes with butt?

@Simon 2. At least I've not Judith, ha ha!

I've decided that I am going to buy EU Voice

#bigiftrue

@soccrchik https://thenib.com/mister-gotcha/

So ok yes I only just noticed that I can add custom emotes to this mastodon instance. Any requests?

@soccrchik I'm glad you thought things through. I'm sure that MattCoin™ has a plan that works for you.

@soccrchik

@Simon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119

Today I bought twitter

@wandrewni @soccrchik ahaha

The idea is you can convert your money into MattCoin by giving it to me (MattCoin is money that I have)

@Simon who wouldn’t want a nice lukewarm refreshing bepis

Whenever I listen to Mrs Robinson I always expect there to be a tambourine like, any second now

But there ISN’T one

@Simon lol?

@Simon STRAIGHT TO THE [entire body]

Got my second covid shot. Guy totally missed the nerves which was cool, but he also got a vein, so there was a lot of blood