Why don’t pizzas come with plastic mini tables anymore

It’s hot and humid right now, and I was miserably stewing in sweat. I was in the process of retreating into stoicism as usual, but instead I rubbed an ice cube all over my head while drying off with a washcloth. I feel like a million bucks! Definitely recommend

On platforms which allow me to respond to individual posts with emoji, there are few things I won’t respond to with 🐴

@Ted @Simon @WhyAlexHouser Cool yeah I’ll set us up a zoom room (or the portmanteau: a zoom) at 7 and we can trickle in as happens. I’ll also throw an @ at @nickevans just in case

I only accept payments in the form of negative gasoline

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