@Ted Now that you’re a dad, I assume all your money is for legos only, but in case you didn’t see it, it looks like some people are working with Chris Onstad to make a legitimate “all of achewood” dead-tree collection simonandschuster.com/books/Ach

Since this is social media I should probably “instagram ®“ the drink I’m drinking

@Ted Chris Onstad’s willingness to just invent slang out of nowhere is unnerving $$$

@Ted I am *all about* dunking on Newton. Glad my boy Freiherr von Leibniz got a name drop in there

@Ted Really the only thing I know about alchemy for certain is that Paracelsus's full name was Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim. Every Swiss man should probably have "Bombastus" as one of his forenames.

@Ted today I was in a conversation about how alchemists set out to create gold out of other things, but instead they discovered chemistry, which, as it turns out, has proven way more valuable than gold would have been.

@Ted @Simon 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

@Ted I watched that entire video, but I did not watch their video on "streaking for single colonies." Thank you

@Ted man all I remember about LASER-J is how I felt about it: passionate and proud

@Ted Welp, one week in and istheguy has already been reduced to buttposts

nsfw 

@Ted But yeah I think old man puddin just pours raisins in your ear for good luck

@Ted Interesting, that sounds more like classic Cymrawd Nadolig Barfog behavior to me, but then again, I'll admit it's been a while since I was last in England, and I could be getting the santas claus mixed up

@Ted confirmed; nobody in Lancashire gets presents

Is it still just me and Ted on here?

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