I’m about to go to Florida for a week so here’s some selfie practice to help get us all warmed up for all the selfies I’ll be taking and posting here

@soccrchik Haha I meant this to be a “thank you” photo but I was pouring in the dark and I did not mean for it to be this much at once OH WELL hashtag rip

@Ted “I remember it well, although I only lost two children that year,” another farmer might reply

@Ted That was a bad winter, lost Aloysius, Robert, and Helen to the pernicious anemia

@Ted Wait so you’ve figured out how to make corpses smell good?

After reading the word “pernicious” a few times in a row, I looked it up. What a tepid sounding word, given its definition

@Ted First you tell me that people aren’t water, then you tell me I shouldn’t drink water, this is BULLSHIT. What’s next on the no-no list, pure caffeine???

@Ted Although is that really water flavor? Like, if I dissolve sugar in water, can I say that the water tastes like sugar? Is tea an example of water having a flavor? A soda pop is mostly water. Most bottled whiskeys are mostly water, for that matter

Water is great, but it freaks me out sometimes. What is it? Does it have a taste? A texture? I feel like I almost can answer these questions, but I never quite get there.

@Ted Well due to character limits it’s auto_n~1.exe, but yeah

Anyway here’s an insitgram of my drink that you can look at

(Just kidding. The software written with the aid of coffee as well as direction coming from my teammates is unquestionably better than all the projects I’ve half-started while intoxicated.)

At work, I design software and drink coffee. In my free time, I feel like I pretty much design software and drink spirits. On one hand, is that bad? Putting that question aside though, I wonder which software is better

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