Matt @matt@istheguy.com

The idea is you can convert your money into MattCoin by giving it to me (MattCoin is money that I have)

@Simon who wouldn’t want a nice lukewarm refreshing bepis

Whenever I listen to Mrs Robinson I always expect there to be a tambourine like, any second now

But there ISN’T one

@Simon lol?

@Simon STRAIGHT TO THE [entire body]

Got my second covid shot. Guy totally missed the nerves which was cool, but he also got a vein, so there was a lot of blood

Oh heck yeah, I have a #donut to eat
#donut

@rubah Ow that stings

nsfw

@Simon Sounds like a good start, we’re part of the way there

Microsoft didn't buy discord, so it's time that I announce it officially: I am going to buy discord

Oh oops it’s past my bedtime whoops (opps) (whups)

Finally, I can say that I have learned Chinese

Hmm, my current desk setup gives kind of the wrong idea

If the goal is to work out 3 days per week, then if a week is 9 days long, I’ve been doing great

Corollary: if email is the only way I’ve given you to reach me, why are you claiming the right to decide what I should find urgent?

I’m puzzled by emails with the word “urgent” in the subject. If it’s urgent, why are you using email to reach me?

I keep getting emails from twitter telling me to "don't be selfish" (I assume because I haven't logged in in years). I haven't ever opened one, but I never stop finding it deeply offensive that twitter claims any right to deem my behavior "selfish."

@Simon I think it's Obviously part of God's Plan for Michigan

As the saying goes “moon at night / moon’s getting bright // moon in the morning / time to start mourning [the moon]”