Matt (is the guy) @matt@istheguy.com

BREAKING

I have split the kit kat in two and am pleased to report it was a clean break. Never again the twain shall meet

I’ve acquired the essential ingredients

I don’t know if I already said, but his name is Biscuit

#DogsOfMastodon

Fighting Lion pairs so well with Rose in pvp right now. Thunk, bang, clickity-click, repeat. It is a very satisfying combo right now.

#Destiny2

#DeerOfMastodon

The dog barked at me until I retrieved the ball

#DogsOfMastodon

This arrived in my mailbox. There’s no shipping address, so someone just put it there. I rent and have no current intention to do any home wiring.

I mean this book looks legit af but I don’t understand how or why I have it

Girlfriend @Silversong made a lovely sauce for beans, so this is what these big beans look like

Cooked beans look more appetizing, but still mammoth.

These beans are absurd

For the past 12 years, every time I hear any news about finance, cryptocurrency, or whatever else, I try to read it, but all I ever actually see is this.

Every time I see these little birds, I feel like they must be ever so cold. But of course, I’m projecting. These birds have evolved into this climate, they weigh next to nothing, and they are covered in feathers. They’re probably not cold at all—just hungry.

I like "space jam soccer parade" even better.

I'm not really sure if this is a success, or how I'd even define success, but "space jam anime theme" turned out to be a reasonably decent groove https://www.riffusion.com/?&prompt=space+jam+anime+theme

@Simon The first one is the original image, and the others are that same image but with the hue shifted. You should be able to load the first image into a graphics program and shift the hue yourself to achieve the same results.

It took more effort than I expected, due to some of the posts being since deleted, but I have done the impossible. I have archived the only thread on Twitter that I value.

I am becoming Mustache Icarus

nsfw

Finally, I can say that I have learned Chinese