George Soros is offering me $20 to buy this mastodon instance, what should I do
@matt tell him that you only accept payments in Tungsten ingots
@Simon He's updated his offer to 0 tungsten ingots
@matt hmmmm dosent seem like a good deal. Maybe you should ask for his pig collection instead.
@Simon @matt pog collection - darn you autocorrect
@Simon Too late I already have George Soros's pig collection
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@matt tell him that you only accept payments in Tungsten ingots