**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:17

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:17

soccrchik @soccrchik@istheguy.com

Toilet Paper: A Quest. I shall chronicle it here for you.

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:17

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:17

soccrchik @soccrchik@istheguy.com

Save-a-lot could not save us.

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:18

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:18

soccrchik @soccrchik@istheguy.com

The Dollar Tree offered us no shelter from the storm.

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:19

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:19

soccrchik @soccrchik@istheguy.com

Could not pull one over at Kroger.

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:20

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:20

soccrchik @soccrchik@istheguy.com

Target was not on point.

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:21

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 02, 2020, 13:21

soccrchik @soccrchik@istheguy.com

We were buyers at Meijer! (They apparently had just wheeled some out.)

**Ted** @Ted@istheguy.com · Apr 03, 2020, 17:58

**Ted** @Ted@istheguy.com · Apr 03, 2020, 17:58

Ted @Ted@istheguy.com

@soccrchik Congratulations on your Toilet Paper!

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 05, 2020, 13:45

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 05, 2020, 13:45

soccrchik @soccrchik@istheguy.com

@Ted thanks! we named it harolld.

**Matt** @matt@istheguy.com · 2020-04-06T16:11:53Z

Matt @matt@istheguy.com

@soccrchik @Ted Thrilling tale, congrats on your victory!

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**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 06, 2020, 17:58

**soccrchik** @soccrchik@istheguy.com · Apr 06, 2020, 17:58

soccrchik @soccrchik@istheguy.com

@matt @Ted I would like to thank the Academy, and Jesus, who serves as the toilet paper of the immortal soul.