Toilet Paper: A Quest. I shall chronicle it here for you.
Save-a-lot could not save us.
The Dollar Tree offered us no shelter from the storm.
Could not pull one over at Kroger.
Target was not on point.
We were buyers at Meijer! (They apparently had just wheeled some out.)
@soccrchik Congratulations on your Toilet Paper!
@Ted thanks! we named it harolld.
@soccrchik @Ted Thrilling tale, congrats on your victory!
@matt @Ted I would like to thank the Academy, and Jesus, who serves as the toilet paper of the immortal soul.
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