Why don’t pizzas come with plastic mini tables anymore

It’s hot and humid right now, and I was miserably stewing in sweat. I was in the process of retreating into stoicism as usual, but instead I rubbed an ice cube all over my head while drying off with a washcloth. I feel like a million bucks! Definitely recommend

On platforms which allow me to respond to individual posts with emoji, there are few things I won’t respond to with 🐴

I only accept payments in the form of negative gasoline

Can anybody help me identify this bird by its call? I’ll represent it here in text: “tweet twoot (pause) tweet twoot (continues)”

I like the birds with a nest less than a foot away from my window. I like that I can see them, but I bet they’d wish I couldn’t, if they knew that I could. Lucky for me, they are birds

Looks like it’s

@Simon @Ted @WhyAlexHouser Want to us 4 have one of those remote happy hours everybody talks about? I’m free most days after 5pm EDT, and I have paid accounts (thanks to U-M) with both zoom and bluejeans.

My webcam does not handle direct sunlight well, but I enjoy it too much to do anything about it.

Pretzel update: they taste like pretzel, but I can’t share any with neighbors/strangers because there’s a plague, so into the freezer they go

My second attempt at gochujang popcorn (2T gochujang, 4T peanut oil, 1T sesame oil, 2T soy sauce) is notably more succesful than my first attempt (2T gochujang, 6T peanut oil, 1T sesame oil, 1T honey—based on a recipe I found), but it's still missing something.

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