Matt @matt@istheguy.com

Whenever I listen to Mrs Robinson I always expect there to be a tambourine like, any second now

But there ISN’T one

Got my second covid shot. Guy totally missed the nerves which was cool, but he also got a vein, so there was a lot of blood

Oh heck yeah, I have a #donut to eat
#donut

nsfw

Microsoft didn't buy discord, so it's time that I announce it officially: I am going to buy discord

Oh oops it’s past my bedtime whoops (opps) (whups)

Finally, I can say that I have learned Chinese

Hmm, my current desk setup gives kind of the wrong idea

If the goal is to work out 3 days per week, then if a week is 9 days long, I’ve been doing great

Corollary: if email is the only way I’ve given you to reach me, why are you claiming the right to decide what I should find urgent?

I’m puzzled by emails with the word “urgent” in the subject. If it’s urgent, why are you using email to reach me?

I keep getting emails from twitter telling me to "don't be selfish" (I assume because I haven't logged in in years). I haven't ever opened one, but I never stop finding it deeply offensive that twitter claims any right to deem my behavior "selfish."

As the saying goes “moon at night / moon’s getting bright // moon in the morning / time to start mourning [the moon]”

Seems like all everybody wants to talk about is #MergeTheDakotas but I think we should have all the Dakotas we can get! I think Dakota should have at least ten, maybe twenty senators #StatehoodForNorthwestDakotaAndForSouthBySoutheastDakota

Every time I work with nema 6-15 plugs, I feel like I stepped on a power cord and my worst fears have come true

So in my email signature, it says my job title is Systems Engineer, but what would happen if I changed it to Philosopher Poet, what would happen to me

Oh hello, I forgot about this website whoops whooooooooops #whoops

I guess I'm forced to conclude that "load into gold" would indeed still be a useful skill, in today's world.

Oh haha wow I guess I have to eat my own words apparently it's very easy to just buy a lot of lead https://www.amazon.com/12-5-lbs-Clean-Lead-Ingots/dp/B00GNWFX2O/

So ok, "lead into gold." Sounds good right? But like, where do you just get lead? How much lead do you have?