is the guy
George Soros is offering me $20 to buy this mastodon instance, what should I do
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I am becoming Mustache Icarus
Can anybody think of a word that rhymes with butt?
I've decided that I am going to buy EU Voice
So ok yes I only just noticed that I can add custom emotes to this mastodon instance. Any requests?
Today I bought twitter
The idea is you can convert your money into MattCoin by giving it to me (MattCoin is money that I have)
Whenever I listen to Mrs Robinson I always expect there to be a tambourine like, any second now
But there ISN’T one
Got my second covid shot. Guy totally missed the nerves which was cool, but he also got a vein, so there was a lot of blood
Oh heck yeah, I have a #donut to eat#donut
Microsoft didn't buy discord, so it's time that I announce it officially: I am going to buy discord
Oh oops it’s past my bedtime whoops (opps) (whups)
Finally, I can say that I have learned Chinese
Hmm, my current desk setup gives kind of the wrong idea
If the goal is to work out 3 days per week, then if a week is 9 days long, I’ve been doing great
Corollary: if email is the only way I’ve given you to reach me, why are you claiming the right to decide what I should find urgent?
I’m puzzled by emails with the word “urgent” in the subject. If it’s urgent, why are you using email to reach me?
I keep getting emails from twitter telling me to "don't be selfish" (I assume because I haven't logged in in years). I haven't ever opened one, but I never stop finding it deeply offensive that twitter claims any right to deem my behavior "selfish."
As the saying goes “moon at night / moon’s getting bright // moon in the morning / time to start mourning [the moon]”
A social network for you (if you are the guy)