Here is my first covid-19 tincture *insane cackle*

Just imagine me in fishnets pushing this in a cart yelling “Don’t you want a swallow dearie - it will cures what ales ye”

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@Simon why is it under a grow lamp?? Is it alive? It’s leeches, isn’t it? Oh tell me it isn’t leeches

@Ted whaaaaat leeches *scoff* I mean *blows raspberry* leeches.
I mean really Ted who would ever think to prescribe drinking live leeches. <shifty eyes> Such an idea is preposterous.

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