I have several thoughts:

1. Who is Judith and why is she wearing a skin tight blue furry suit and operator head set.

2. I feel sorry for Judith

3. At least I am not Judith

Damn - I had a really intense dream last night where we (mostly billionaires and corporations) blew up the moon

@matt I was listening to the song ‘my world’ by the go team and thinking it would be right at home on a bbc program break:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=diqGKJi6

I’m not really sure what to make of this - it seems like a genuine note despite the fact that it is obviously making fun of the worker/wage shortage right now.

I was trying to think of what advice to give people in Michigan for winter driving. I think it would be something like:

If you are driving a Prius or a Honda Civic, go out and buy 50 pounds of kitty litter. You will need the extra ballast and the emergency traction. For everyone else, just pretend that you are ice skating but in a 3000 pound hunk of metal.

It makes me wonder what diggity is exactly. In most cases though I feel like an overwhelming surplus of diggity is the right answers

Probably has been posted somewhere before but felt like it was time for a repost. I think today I’m somewhere between a three and a four

I’m not sure where else to post this - I only intend it as a benign wtf meme. It might evoke some interesting conversation though....

On my way to work today I started thinking that depth perception was actually called ‘destination control’

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@Simon @WhyAlexHouser although from my expectancies mailing ted booze it will take more like 5 days instead of two

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